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Stegiel's avatar

Satire permits survival short run. Now I grant cumulative breaths ain't per se so much that hearing of a billion or so vaccinated cashing out next couple years from sumthin or other is breaking good for me into San Francisco survival, so smiling I look at rents in better 'hoods. Prepared for dramatically dropping rents. And if by a few thousand per month from $3,000 to about $1,000 my momentary autonomous zone is secure.

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Rick Larson's avatar

I was thinking there will be less fisherman and more fish for me. Just nuts...

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Rick Larson's avatar

I don't even like taking pills purported to be healthy alternative. How the hell am I suppose to know what's in them?

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dar's avatar

Spike & Clotty, kid friendly edition... like 2 peas in a pod... babylonbee.com /news/pfizer-introduces-new-mascot-clotty

Pfizer Introduces New Mascot 'Clotty'

NEW YORK, NY — Pharmaceutical giant Pfizer has unveiled their new mascot, an adorable glob of platelets who goes by the name "Clotty".

"See? Blood clots aren't scary!" said Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla as a smiling Clotty danced onto the stage. "Welcome to Pfizer, Clotty! Let's get one of these little guys into every home in America!"

While Pfizer initially pushed back against evidence tying the vaccine to blood clots, the company has decided to instead embrace it. "We are so excited for Clotty to help us put a friendly face on heart attacks and strokes," said Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla. "Every new COVID booster will now come with a plush Clotty doll you can take to the hospital when you inevitably get admitted with a massive embolus. You'll love squeezing Clotty while they wheel you into the cath lab! Thanks, Clotty!"

The new mascot's reception has thus far been overwhelmingly positive, with Clotty paraphernalia already showing up in several politicians' offices. "Gosh darn it, I love the little guy," said Senator Elizabeth Warren, sporting a Clotty t-shirt as she adjusted a picture of her and Clotty.

"Every child in America should be so lucky as to have one of these precious little blood clots. I will continue to do everything in my power to make it happen."

At publishing time, Donald Trump had reportedly added Clotty to his list of potential running mates.

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Tarn - mutual eye-rolling's avatar

https://matthewehret.substack.com/p/klaus-great-narrative-locking-the-bbf

I was reading Matthew Ehret's Substack and he referred to the " noble lie" in connection with Plato.

Are all these people keeping quiet about GO, because they know that they need us to have it?

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Stegiel's avatar

True the silence speaks to many things and faux resistance and group think speak to another. All publications discuss only mRNA from submitted science papers by corporations and scientists. There also are publications that are science on using GO. Only alt.media permits discussion of nano tech and GO via images. Models show how Spike works. Evidently people are much happier to not enquire and prefer to play a game with Spike. Muddies water, plausible deniability --we wuz told mRNA and we believed liars.

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Stegiel's avatar

These vaccines are also very safe," Trump continued. "American citizens participated in clinical trials that were far larger than normal, and had no serious side effects. The dedicated and independent experts at the FDA meticulously studied the results of the trials, and it has now passed the gold standard of safety."...and someday he will find out he was just day tripping not poser tripping and then

Got a good reason

For taking the easy way out

Got a good reason

For taking the easy way out now

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Stegiel's avatar

Buyer beware.

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Marcus Knight's avatar

Gotta love that warm and loveable character, A. Eichmann.

Such a Paternal Force to guide us all

(who are Left Over [leftovers]) through this world gone "off"...)

My heart gushes with admiration for the future generations that will be so blessed to not even have to think or feel, but may just float off within the artifice, without the pesky hangover that may be involved when one is truly alive!!!

So envious, that I think that I'll submit to the soft machine, myself.

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Tarn - mutual eye-rolling's avatar

Let your body fill with spike and GO where the spike takes you.

Spikes are not my idea of warm and fuzzy.

Seriously though, why do so few look for GO.

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