White House denies report that US blew up Nord Stream pipelines
Denied a new report from noted investigative reporter Seymour Hersh that the United States was behind the attacks on the Nord Stream 1 and 2 gas pipelines linking Russia to Germany.
So lucky. Baba Beyonda No Ganja came by with his pal Panama Red and hipped me to the inside story about Nord Stream that really makes a mockery of formal journalists who just ain't that good at developing sources.
Baba lit up a Bob Marley fatty and put on WAR "Three Cornered Room" after inhaling with Tuvan techniques taught to throat singers he hummed sort of through the smoke "Did you ever encounter the Board Game Clue?"
In his crisp Scottish English from boarding schools in the Orkneys he drolly says “All can be traced to the enigmatic highly suspicious highly sexed Colonel Mustard in Rome who in a mood brought on by the great god Detain spitefully shot his load with the telephone call in to Sweden and spoke the sex contractor called Felix for fifteen seconds. After the hang up ends the call the dead man switch sends coded email about Vodka for Putin to be sent by Federal Express intercepted by everyone. Not one agency is sure who done it but the onus is on Mustard as deep cover for MI-CIA-666 out of the City of London and Federal Reserve banks. Key Russian oligarchs connected to Putin got out of some heavy debt as well. This convinced the Europeans to blame Miss Scarlet from Israel using the ice pick ideas of Tesla to fix an existing leak in the pipe being hired by Former Russian President Dmitry Medvedev though China and India held out for the Neo Con genius Reverend Green and Rockefeller money to spread the Gospel.”
Panama Red nodded sagely. And added in “Since it cost a lot to win
Even more to lose
You and me bound to spend some time
Wondering what to choose
It goes to show you don't ever know
Watch each card you play, play it slow
Wait until that deal go 'round
Don't you let that deal go down, oh no
I've been gambling hereabouts
For ten good solid years
If I told you that all that went down
It would burn off both your ears
It goes to show you don't ever know
Watch each card you play and play it slow