China, Money and Friends

Elon Musk for instance

http://www.deepthroatipo.com/its-not-about-tesla-or-alibaba-its-much-bigger-than-that/

What?…you say! The Dickens!… you say! You are confused that I, DT, am actually implying that your beloved Tesla, the greatest electric-vehicle-solar-technology juggernaut on the planet, along with Alibaba, China’s eCommerce future and 252 other Chinese stocks and ADRs listed on America’s Stock Exchanges are all fakes? This can’t be!….they were all endorsed by America’s best and brightest, highly compensated, Investment Bankers, Accountants and lawyers! After all of this you are telling me that these securities are all Chinese controlled ticking time bombs stealthily planted to destroy Western Financial Markets? That can’t be! Impossible! Crazy talk!..

…..yes, perhaps I’m wrong. Perhaps America’s best and brightest, legions of highly compensated, Investment Bankers, Accountants and Lawyers are all correct. These stocks are a gold mine and the financial statements make perfect sense. These hard working standard bearers for integrity, in reality, are vigilantly on the lookout for threats to our democracy….they have no agenda, care nothing about money and are altruistically working for the good of the people. They aspire to a higher calling…..yes, that could be the case….

….but, for a moment, I’d ask you to forget everything you think you know about Tesla, Alibaba and Chinese Stocks/ADRs….and please focus, humor me… and read on….