Tracked for days the errant? Chinese object soars over the USA and is permitted to do so due to concern regarding falling debris hurting someone in rural America if shot down. By accident at a railroad crossing when running late to give birth trapped by the wooden barrier until the train goes by a young couple experiences painful death from a metal shard of debris hitting their SUV and exploding the gas tank like a Tesla.
When Joe heard that he broke into sobs and ordered more pizza and hot dogs unclear on what else to do. He had to let the Chinese spy. Couldn’t kill young Americans. Stressed his cover might be blown and everything his family had done for China come to light due to a weather balloon blown off course visiting every high security complex in the country that was deep black top secret taking pictures live streamed to Shanghai thanks to Facebook the President asked the Vice President to ask someone about what needed to be done. And asked her to join him and other members of the Administration for pizza.
Hawks in his Administration were outraged. If an errant US weather balloon flew over top secret facilities in China there would be outrage. Two more prominent advisors suggested 50 targets should bring Xi down and end BRICS as well. Ending their piece “Salva Ukraine” the core argument was 75 megatons could win the war.
The President liked the idea for his Re-Election. War Presidents were always popular. FDR was popular and he could be better than FDR by defeating China and Russia both. Israel and France could take care of Iran and he could cakewalk into 2024.
Chinese balloons would have never lasted long enough to soar over Montana before they stole all our balloon technology from MIT. That was Obama in the basket, Merrick Garland was with him, they want ed to get even with Dick Cheney for the economy he left behind so they were going to bomb his ranch with pictures of Iraqi children born with birth defects from radiation poisoning in the mothers wombs due to depleted uranium ammunition in their gardens but, the intel was off, they missed Wyoming. They'll be back, they ain't quitters, with a new balloon, Israeli Avionics, should go better next time, maybe get a pic of Liz in the hot tub for the local papers. American War Criminals are sooo hard to find and catch, like dog dick ex presidents are too. At least he keeps quiet. Cheney, not dog dick.
Thanks for this. It is not always clear for us what is happening in America.
So, it is good to get such clarity from you.